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Whale Snack
Q: What do whales eat?
A: Fish and ships.
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Texas Alligator
Q: Why didn't the alligator eat the Texan after killing him?
A: Cause he found out he was full of Bullshit.
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Copyright © 2015 - Kim Solem - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: kimmyalan
What Kind of Fish
A guy walks into a Chinese restaurant with his wife. The waiter approaches, the guy asks for "a table for two". As they are waiting for a table to be prepared, his wife cant help to notice a fish tank full of beautiful tropical fish. The wife turns to her husband and demands that she wants the same fish brought for her at home. The husband agrees and asks the waiter what the fish are called. The waiter replies "sushi".
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