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Q: Why did the crab get arrested?
A: Because he was always pinching things.
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Whale Snack
Q: What do whales eat?
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Texas Alligator
Q: Why didn't the alligator eat the Texan after killing him?
A: Cause he found out he was full of Bullshit.
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