Animal Jokes - Fish Jokes

Shark Week - Favorite Saying

Q: What is a whale shark's favorite saying?
A: What happens below the surface stays below the surface.

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Fish Wish -Riddles

Q: Who granted the fish's wish?
A: The Fairy Cod Mother.

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Paddy and His Goldfish

Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.   The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me".
Paddy says, "Yeah, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet!"

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