Animal Jokes - Fish Jokes

Whale Pardon

Q: What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
A: I didn't do it on porpoise!!!

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Shark Week - Favorite Saying

Q: What is a whale shark's favorite saying?
A: What happens below the surface stays below the surface.

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Fish Wish -Riddles

Q: Who granted the fish's wish?
A: The Fairy Cod Mother.

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