Animal Jokes - Fish Jokes

Shark Keys

Q: What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
A: He got lockjaw!

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Goldfish Tank

Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Fish Eyes

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh.

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Submitted BY: BradWerner5
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