Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant Tails

Q: What is grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives wishes to elephants?
A: The tusk fairy!

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This Is The End

Q: What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?
A: This is the end of me!

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Elephant Float

Q: How do you make an elephant float?
A: You put two scoops of elephant in a cup and add soda.

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