Charging Herd of Elephants

Q: What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?
A: On television!

Elephant and a Flea

Q:  What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A:  An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

Stupid Master

A gorilla was walking thru' a jungle when he came across a deer eating grasses in a clearing. The gorilla roared, "Who's the king of the jungle?," and the deer replied, "Oh, you are, Master." The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. Again, he roared, "Who's the king of the jungle?," and of course, the zebra replied, "You are, master." The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across an elephant. "Who's the king of the jungle?", he roared again, at the elephant. With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, "Ok, ok, there's no need to get mad just because you don't know the answer!"