Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant on His Head

A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help" "Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot!"

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Elephant Game

Q: What game do four elephants and a bunny play in a small room?
A: Squash

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Elephant and A Seiko Watch

Q: What do an elephant and a Seiko watch have in common?
A: They both come in quartz!

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Submitted BY: LAGino
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