Share this joke via Email (Step 2)
Share this Joke on Twitter
Registered Users Only
You must be a registered user to submit a joke. But registering is FREE and don't worry, we only need a name and e-mail address, and we don't sell or share your information with any third-parties (see Privacy Policy).
Registered Users Only
You must complete account validation before submitting jokes. Click here to go to your profile page to complete the process.
Get link for other Social Networks
Copy the sharable link above.
Main Menu
- Home
- Popular Jokes
- New Releases
- Joke of the Day
- Browse By Category
- Browse Writers
- Contests
- Submit Joke
- Contact Us
- Info
© Copyright 2025 Jokers Media, LLC
All rights reserved.
All rights reserved.
Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephants
Q: How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?
A: Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".
- 0
- 2
- 1
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
North Pole
Q: What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A: Lost!
- 0
- 1
- 0
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Elephant Moves
Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don't. You get down from a goose!
- 1
- 3
- 2
Anonymous