Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephants

Q: How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?
A: Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".

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North Pole

Q: What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A: Lost!

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Elephant Moves

Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don't. You get down from a goose!

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