Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant Vibrators

Q: What do elephants use for vibrators?
A: Epileptic pigmies.

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Animal Doctor

Elephant Keeper: "My Elephant isn't well, do you know a good animal doctor?" Zoo Keeper: "No, all the doctors I know are people!"

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Incognito Elephants

Q: What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?
A: Nothing, he didn't recognize them!

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