Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Grey with Red Spots

Q:  What' s grey with red spots?
A:  An elephant with the measles!

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Elephant Crosses the Road

Q:  Why did the elephant cross the road?
A:  Because the chicken was having a day off!

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Elephant Sex

A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore. "Do you have any idea why?" "Well, I had sex with an elephant!" "You did? But elephants are known to have small penises!" "Yeah, but he fingered me first."

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