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Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Grey with Red Spots
Q: What' s grey with red spots?
A: An elephant with the measles!
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Elephant Crosses the Road
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was having a day off!
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Elephant Sex
A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore. "Do you have any idea why?" "Well, I had sex with an elephant!" "You did? But elephants are known to have small penises!" "Yeah, but he fingered me first."
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