Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Three Wheeled Elephant

Q: Why can't an elephant ride a tricycle?
A: Because it doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Anonymous

Stand Back

Q: How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge?
A: He pulls out his Visa card.

Anonymous

The Elephant and Camel Conversation

An elephant and a camel are talking. The elephant asks the camel, "Why do you have boobs on your back?" The camel replies, "Ha! That's a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face!"

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