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Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes
Elephant and Poodle
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.
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Grapes
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
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Yo Mama - Tricks
Yo' Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks for peanuts.
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