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Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes
Elephant Hiding
Q: How do you know when there's an elephant under your bed?
A: When your nose touches the ceiling!
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How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style
How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style
Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left. Professors of mathematics prove the existence of at least one elephant and leave the capture of an actual elephant as an exercise for one of their graduate students.
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Grey Horns
Q: What's big and grey with horns?
A: An elephant marching band!
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