Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style

How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style
Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left. Professors of mathematics prove the existence of at least one elephant and leave the capture of an actual elephant as an exercise for one of their graduate students.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Grey Horns

Q: What's big and grey with horns?
A: An elephant marching band!

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Wise Elephants

Q: Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?!

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.1919 seconds