Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Ant and Elephant Romance

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

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Crossing Elephant & Whale

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

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Wild Elephant

Q: What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?
A: Get a tame one and annoy it!

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