Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Crossing Elephant & Whale

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

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Wild Elephant

Q: What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?
A: Get a tame one and annoy it!

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Grey Jumper

Q: What's grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?
A: An elephant on a trampoline!

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