Dog Tunes

Q: Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?
A: Because dogs can't whistle.

Cat Talker

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into the house and told my dog. We laughed a lot.

A German Shepherd Telegram

A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out a blank form and wrote, "Woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof... woof." The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'woof' for the same price." The dog replied "What, and ruin the punchline?!"