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Doggy Contact Lenses
Q: What dog wears contact lenses?
A: A cock-eyed spaniel!
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Dog Tells Time
Q: What kind of dog tells time?
A: A watch dog.
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Road Puppies
Q: What happened to the dog that gave birth to puppies near the side of the road?
A: The police cited her for littering.
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