Animal Jokes - Cow Jokes

Artificial Insemination

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.

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Sour Milk

Q:  What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
A:  Leave it inside the cow!

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Masturbating Cow

Q: What do you call a masturbating cow?
A: Beef Stroganoff!

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