Got Bull?

Blonde and redhead sisters inherited a ranch in the early 1900's. Their prize bull died unexpectedly and they needed to buy another, but only had $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I'll go to the market and see if I can find one. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She's stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slowly: 'Come for ta bull.'"

City Boy Visits Farm

A young boy from the city was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and uncle walked in the kitchen and the young man was drinking an extremely large glass of milk. The young man said "I took the liberty of milking your cow this morning!" He then continues and says "it took me a while to get her started up. She must be old and stubbly." The uncle says with a confused look " Um son we don't have a cow...We have a bull!"

Pampered Cow -Riddles

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.