Cow Nap

Q: When do cows go to sleep?
A: When it's pasture bedtime.

Cow Manure Use

A little boy runs across this farmer who has a truckload of cow manure. The boy asks him what he is going to do with all that cow poop. The farmer tells the little boy, ''I'm taking it home to put on my strawberries.'' The little boy looks up at the farmer and says, ''I don't know where you come from, but where I come from we put cream and sugar on our strawberries.''

Sneaky Cow

Q: How does a cow sneak off a farm?
A: Right pasteurize