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Cats and Ducks

Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?

A: She's got that down in the mouth look!

Cat and Coin

Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?

A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!

Cute Kittens

A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens." "How did you know that?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom!"

Kitty Breakfast

Q: What do cats like to eat for breakfast?

A: Mice Krispies.

Card Shark

Q: Which animal should you never play cards with?

A: A cheetah.