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Cat and Chicken to Heaven
A cat and a chicken die but end up in the wrong heavens. The cat is in chicken heaven and the chicken is in cat heaven. There is a river between the two heavens and they both must cross it to get to their rightful place. The chicken flies over to his heaven without a hitch, but when the cat tries to cross over, he falls in and gets totally wet.
Q: What's the moral of the story?
A: When there's a happy cock, there's a wet pussy.
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Dogs and Cat Together
Q: What time is it when 20 dogs and one cat get together?
A: 20 after one.
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Poor Cat
Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A: A catastrophe!
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