Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes

We have hilarious cat jokes! Laugh about your feline friends with our huge selection of cat jokes. jokerz cat jokes.

No Shaved Cats

Q: Why do cats never shave?
A: Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

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Don't Look at Me

I had to go next door and watch my neighbor’s cat while he was away. Now there’s a great pile of crap and a puddle of pee on his kitchen floor . Hopefully, he’ll think the cat did it.

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Mice Ice

Q: Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the freezer?
A: Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

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