Animal Jokes - Bird Jokes

We have tons of funny bird jokes! If it has wings, we can laugh about it. Get hilarious bird jokes on Jokerz.

Bird Relief

Q: What sound does a Pterodactyl make when it goes to the bathroom?
A: None because the 'P' is silent.

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Always Out Of Breath

Q: Which bird is always out of breath?
A: A puffin!

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Duck in a Bar

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve ducks here." The duck says, "I'll pay you $20." "Your money isn't good here." "Then put it on my bill."

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