Beakless

Q: What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A: A headbanger

The Parrots

A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?" She was talking to her Preacher one day about this. He said he had two male parrots and all they did was read the Bible. He thought perhaps they would be a good influence on the two females. So they put the four parrots together. So, the females yelled at the male parrots, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?" One male parrot said to the other, "Put the Bibles away! We've made it to heaven!"

Raincoat

Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!