Animal Jokes

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Very Hostile Farmer

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled, the farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do." The farmer said, "That's once."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes)
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Telegram Dogs

Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
A: Wire haired terriers!!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Ads & Newspapers , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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How To Make a Horse Laugh & Cry

Q: How do you make a horse laugh?
A: Tell him your schlong is bigger than his.
 
Q: How do you make a horse cry?
A: Show him.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Riddles
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