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Green and Laughs
Q: What's green and laughs at you while riding away?
A: A Leprechaun on a race horse!
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Very Hostile Farmer
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled, the farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do." The farmer said, "That's once."
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Telegram Dogs
Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
A: Wire haired terriers!!
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