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Blonde and an Ape
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
A: A retarded ape.
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What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
Q: What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
A: A Yard 'n' half o' snot!
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Bear in a Bar
A bear walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . tonic.
The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?" The bear answers, "Born with them, I guess."
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