Animal Jokes

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Blonde and an Ape

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
A: A retarded ape.

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Santa Suit

Q: What is the difference between Santa Clause and a warm dog?
A: Santa Claus wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

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What does an elephant keep up its trunk?

Q: What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
A: A Yard 'n' half o' snot!

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