Rottweiler vs. Poodle

Q. What's the difference between a rottweiler and a poodle?
A. If a rottweiler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

Hen Eating Gunpowder

Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
A: She lays hen gren-eggs!

Clinton Country

A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV goes on and there is Bill Clinton about to give a speech. The man yells, "There's a horses ass!" A guy gets up and punches him... And the man left.. Then when Hilary Clinton came on he said the same, "There's a horses ASS..." He then got punched again... So he says to the bartender, "What is this, a Clinton country?" The bartender says "no, Horse country."