Animal Jokes

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Yo Mama - God Given Looks

Yo mama so ugly, when God was giving out looks, she must have been petting a bulldog.

Anonymous

Pony Talk

Q: What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?
A: Sorry, I'm a little horse.

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Worm Experiment

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day:
First worm - dead Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive. Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

Anonymous
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