Animal Jokes

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Trunk Across The Path

Q: Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path? 
A: To trip up the ants!

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Duck's Form of Payment

There was a duck that went to a local store to buy chapstick, the clerk asked if he would pay cash and the duck said, no, just put it on my bill.

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Marsupial Moms

Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate it when it rains?
A: Because the kids have to play inside.

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