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Christmas Eve Cookie Dough
Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Christmas. And every Christmas Eve they would make a big bowl of cookie dough so they could make cookies on Christmas Day. And every time, the next morning the cookie dough would be gone. The grandma could never catch them, so this year she put metal bb's in the cookie dough. The next morning, the cookie dough was gone and soon Billy came running downstairs. ''Grandma something terrible has happened, I was jerking off in the garage and I shot the cat!''
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Steve Irwin
Q: Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?
A: It doesn't protect from harmful rays
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He Can't Hear
Q: What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
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