Animal Jokes

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Sea Mammal

A woman went on a tour of the White House. As the guide led her down one of the historic halls, a door burst open and a large aquatic sea mammal, balancing a beach ball on its nose, scurried past. "My What was that?" exclaimed the woman. "Oh, that's just the Presidential Seal," replied the guide.

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Cloned Sheep

Q: What did one cloned sheep say to the other?
A:  "I am ewe."

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Watch Dog -Riddles

Q: Why did the watch dog run in circles?
A: He needed winding.

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