Animal Jokes

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Roosters -Riddles

Q: Why aren't roosters rich?
A: Because they work for chicken feed.

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Your Son is a Chicken

Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."

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Basketball

Q: How are elephants and hippopotamuses alike?
A: Neither can play basketball!

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