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Arrested Pig -Riddles
Q: When the officer arrested the pig, what did he put on his wrists?
A: Ham cuffs.
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Good Deal
A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn. "Why are you doing that?" asked his neighbor "It's to keep the elephants off the grass" he replied. "But we don't get elephants around here!" "I know good stuff isn't it?"
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Asp in the Grass
An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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