Animal Jokes

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A Centipede And A Turkey

Q: What did the farmer get when he crossed a centipede with a Turkey?
A: 100 Drumsticks.

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Prime Day

I just ordered a Chicken and Egg from Amazon on Prime Day..
I'll let you know...

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An Irresolvable Problem

A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt. He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged. "Have you always been that way?" asked the podiatrist. "No," she said, not until recently. "I've been fucking a lot doggie style." "Well," said the podiatrist, "you are going to have to stop." "I can't," she replied, "that's the only way my German Shepherd fucks."

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