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Elephant With Diarrhea
Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A: Lots of room.
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Squirrel Lays On Its Stomach
Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach?
A: To keep its nuts warm.
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The Snake
There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said, "Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisoned?" Then the second Snake said, "Why do you ask?" The first one replied, "I just bit my lip!"
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