Fish That Priests' Eat

Q: What kind of fish does a priest eat?
A: Nun!

Brother-in-law Went to the Doctor

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult time achieving an orgasm.
The Dr said "which position do you use?"
"Doggy style," said dumb shit.
"Why don't you go home and tonight try it missionary position and see if that works any better." said the Dr.
"We've tried that" he said, "but my dogs got such baaadddd breath!"

The scene is a dark jungle in Africa...

The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the brush when the one to the rear reaches out with his tongue and licks the ass of the tiger in front. The startled tiger turns around and says, "Hey! Cut it out, alright!"  The rear tiger says, "sorry,"  and they continue.  After about another five minutes, the rear tiger again reaches out with his tongue and licks the ass of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and cuffs the rear tiger and says,"I said stop it!"   The rear tiger says, "sorry," and they continue  .After about another five minutes, the rear tiger once more licks the ass of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and asks the rear tiger, "What is it with you, anyway?"  The rear tiger replies, "Well, I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"