Animal Jokes

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Kermit The Frog

Q: Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?
A: They always want to play leap frog with him!

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Properly Talking Parrot

Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly?
A: Send him to polytechnic!

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Thank Ewe

Q: Why was the lamb told off for being rude?
A: He would not say 'thank ewe' to his mum!

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