Shih-Tzu Poodle

Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle?
A: A Shih-Tzpoo

Dachshunds In Heat

This woman owned two Dachshunds, a male and a female.
A friend of hers calls one day and says, "How do you keep him away from her when she's in heat?" "Oh that's not a problem" she says, "When I go out, I put the female upstairs." "And does that do the trick?" asks her friend. "Well," she says, "Have you ever seen a Dachshund go upstairs with a hard on?"

Where Do Birds Invest?

Q: Where do birds invest their money?
A: In the stork market!