Animal Jokes

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Two Male Flies

Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good looking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow shit and dives down toward her. "Pardon me" he asks, turning on his best charm,"...but is this stool taken?"

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Dog Cross the Road

Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: He saw some dog food.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Walrus

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a walrus?
A: One has whiskers and smells of fish; the other one's a walrus.

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