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Snakeskin Punny
Q: What kind of condoms do snakes use?
A: Anacondoms!
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Casual K9
Q: What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?
A: A plain clothes police dog!
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Ran Out of Gas
While driving down the road a man ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a Bee flew in his window. The Bee said, "What seems to be the problem?" " I'm out of gas," replied the man. The Bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. " Try it now," exclaimed the Bee! The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. " Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you do?" " Ahhh, it was easy," said the Bee. We just filled it up with "BP "
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