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DOA Kitty
A kindergarten student told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?" the teacher yelled in shock. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
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Religious Misquitoes
Q: Why are mosquitoes religious?
A: They prey on you!
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Bath Animal?
Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!
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