Animal Jokes

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Kitty Look Alike

Q: What looks like half a cat?
A: The other half.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Coming Across an Elephant

Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?
A: Apologize and wipe it off.

Anonymous

Cooler Talk

ANTELOPE BOSS: The other antelope are complaining you've been harassing them at the water cooler. Anything to say?
 
*Lion shrugs*

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes)
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