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Grasshopper With No Legs
Q: What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
A: A grasshover!
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Finding an Elephant
Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant?"
Pupil: "You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!"
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Bad Cook
My wife is such a bad cook, the flies chipped in to fix the screens.
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