Animal Jokes

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Big Drawback In The Jungle

Q: What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
A:  The Elephants foreskin.

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Three Cows

Q What do you call a cow with three legs?
A: Lean beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Yo Mama.

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Mouse Bucket

Q: What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?
A: Getting it to fit over a bucket!

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