Animal Jokes

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Stamp Out Forest Fires!

Q: Why do frogs have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires!

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Centipede Delay

Q: Why was the centipede late?
A: Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

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Bush and Cheney Riding Elephants

George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney were riding on an elephant. A group of bystanders were watching intently. All of a sudden someone in the crowd shouted, "Hey look that elephant has two assholes on it!" Bush and Cheney looked down at the elephants ass, confused.

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