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Pantyhose
Q: How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose?
A: Several. Ten little piggies, two calves, many hares, one ass and a beaver!
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Felines
Q: Why are felines the best ever animals?
A: Because they're purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
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Chicken Cross The Road Sexual Relations
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more time. I did not have sexual relations with that chicken.
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