Cowboy's Three Requests

A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon trail when he was captured by a group of ruthless banditos intent on killing him. In their drunkenness, they decided to go easy on him and grant him three requests. For his first, he asked for his horse. He whispered something to his horse, who then rode off and returned with a beautiful woman. The cowboy spent the night with the woman. The same thing happened the second day. But when the horse returned on the third day with another woman, the cowboy lost his temper and yelled, "You stupid horse! I said 'posse!"

A bookworm!

Q:  What reads and lives in an apple?
A:  A bookworm!

Catching Polar Bears

How to catch a polar bear:

1. Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond.
2. Cut a large hole in the ice.
3. Open a can of green peas, and place the peas around the edge of the hole single file.
4. Hide behind a nearby rock.
5. When the bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice-hole!