Animal Jokes

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Driver's Ed Sex Ed

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

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Jumping Blind

Q: Why don't blind people like to skydive?
A: It scares the shit out of the dog!

Submitted BY: erynn renee

Rottweiler Goes To The Vet

A man's big Rottweiler has been losing its vision, so the owner brings the dog to the vet. The veterinarian picks the dog up and says, "I will have to put him down." The owner asks, "Why? Because he's blind?" The vet replied, "No, he's heavy. I need to put him down."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
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