Animal Jokes

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A Monkey and His Friends

Q:  Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
A:  'cause he was dead...
 
Q:  Why'd the other monkey fall outta the tree?
A:  'cause he was dead too...
 
Q: Why'd the third monkey fall outta the tree?
A: peer pressure...

Categories: Animal Jokes , Riddles
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Puppy Love

Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy: I tried it once, but their a**holes are too small.

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Birds Fly Over Iowa

Q: Why do birds fly upside down over Iowa?
A: Because it ain't worth a crap.

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